"An elderly woman died last month" joke
An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested that there be no male pallbearers.
In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote,
"They wouldn`t take me out while I was alive, I don`t want them to take me out when I`m dead."
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