"An engineer, doctor," joke
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
Engineer: What`s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don`t know, but I`ve never seen such ineptitude!
Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let`s have a word with him. [dramatic pause] Hi George. Say, what`s with that group ahead of us? They`re rather slow, aren`t they?
George: Oh, yes, that`s a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.
The group was silent for a moment.
Pastor: That`s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
Doctor: Good idea. And I`m going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there`s anything he can do for them.
Engineer: Why can`t these guys play at night?
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