"And MORE Seminars for Women" joke

[This is YET ANOTHER one]
Yes, now women too can enjoy special "just for her" seminars taught by our
all-male faculty.
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
"Are you ready to leave?"-Definition of the word "yes"
Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
Elementary Map Reading
Crying and law enforcement
Advanced Math Seminar-Program your VCR
You can go shopping for less then 4 hours
Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
The Seven-Outfit Week
PMS-It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly
Since Puberty-Deal With It)
Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
Driving IV: Makeup and Driving-It's As Simple As Oil and Water
The Super Bowl: Not a Game-A Sacrament
Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
How to Earn Your Own Money
Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
What Goes Around Comes Around-Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours
His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
Committment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
"To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child Healing his
Father Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within?
JHFROME and MTABBOTT @amherst.edu