"Annual Check Up" joke

After having his annual check up, a man is waiting in the doctor's office for his test results. He's called into the office where the doctor tells him that he has good news, and he has bad news.
"First the good news. Your penis has grown 4 inches."
"That's great news Doc. What's the bad news?" asked the man.
"It's malignant!" replied the doctor.

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