"Anon" joke

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if
your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station.... what more can I say..........
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Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's
perfect......... so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then,
what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Save water. Shower with your girl friend.
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Love thy neighbour. But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And
behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not
the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry. and when they marry they become
otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many
relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put
off today.
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Love is photogenic It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents Accidents in
backseats cause children
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"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than
waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk!
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"Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours!
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our
friends.
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When two's company, three's the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence It protects the
premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you
know, the more you forget The more you forget, the
less you know So.. why learn.