Backseats Jokes

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if
your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is
where train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station.... what more can I say..........
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Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's
perfect......... so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then,
what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a more...

·Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
·One should love animals. They are so tasty.
·Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
·Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
·Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
.
·The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
·Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
·Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
·Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause childr
en.
·The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you for
get. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
Love the neighbour.
But don't get caught.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry,
And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the more...

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. I was born intelligent
- education ruined me. A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say.......... Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice? If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
One should love animals.
They are so tasty. Save water.
Shower with your girl friend. Love thy neighbor.
But don't get caught. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not more...

·Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
·One should love animals. They are so tasty.
·Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
·Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
·Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
.
·The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
·Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
·Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
·Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause childr
en.
·The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you for
get. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.