"Money is Not Everything" joke

·Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
·One should love animals. They are so tasty.
·Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
·Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
·Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life
.
·The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
·Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
·Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
·Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause childr
en.
·The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you for
get. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.