"Any Bloodhound" joke

What kind of dog does Count Dracula prefer?
Any bloodhound!
1st Mailman: A dog bit me on the leg this morning!
2nd Mailman: Did you put anything on it?
1st Mailman: No, he liked it plain!
My dog can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.
Gerald Solomon
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley
What do you call it when 3, 000 dogs and cats get sent to the pound?
A doggone catastrophe!
Who was the dogs all-time favorite comedian?
Growlcho Marx!
What is the height of bad manners?
Telling a pointer not to point.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly collie!
How do you catch a runaway dog?
Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!