"Are computers masculine or feminine?" joke

A sailor, knowing that ships are addressed as "she" and "her," wondered whether computers had gender. He asked two groups, one female and one male, to come up with four reasons for their answer.
The women concluded that computers were decidedly masculine because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one you realize that you could have had a better model if you had only waited a bit longer.
The men answered that computers are certainly feminine, because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with their own kind is incomprehensible to anyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.