"Assortment of Jokes" joke

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Teacher: why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion.
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Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa: People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta: How do you know??
Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have came again..
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Sardar complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police: How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar: I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer: MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
Answer: Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!
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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both dont exist on earth! !!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer: On their Wedding! !
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer: A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme.
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