"Assortment of Jokes" joke

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Tell me! !
Tell me, is it going in?? yeah... is it hurting??
ooh yeah... ouch it's hurting!!!
ok i'll put it in slowly..
still hurting???
yeah.. then let's try the other shoe madam!!!!!!!!
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Baby doll! !!
A man called his 4th wife-Baby doll.
3rd wife-china doll.
2nd wife-barbie doll &
1st wife.......
Guess what??????
"PANADOL"!!!!!!!
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GOD ASKED!!!!!
God asked a civil engineer, what mistake did i make in designing a woman????
engineer says, Sir the entertainment area is very
close to the DRAINAGE!!!
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Different Voices!!!!!
Different types of voices during SEX.
ENGLISH: oh yes oh yess!
AMERICAN: yeah baby, yeah!
SRI LANKAN: himihita ayya ridenawa &
KANDY SPECIAL: anninta mage deviyo, anninta!!!!!
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PARTED ANTS!!
Two ants are walking on a guys leg & one says to the other we will split from here & meet in the BALL ROOM!!!
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NEW MOBILE PHONE!!
CONGRATS!!!!! your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. to play, just throw the phone against wall and arrange the peices back.. TRY IT!!! IT'S FUN!!!!!!
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