"Assortment of Jokes" joke

Similarities BRA and BAR
Both are drinking joints. Both have restriction time on closing and opening timings Both are flashy. When open, both drive men mad.
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Why women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?
To pay tribute to men who got buried under them
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Why was the sardar arrested in the political rally?
Because he saw a lady journalist going with a badge on her chest which said' PRESS' and he did
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There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant! !
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER
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Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal: cock-a-doodle-dooo! !!
Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo! !!
Gay: any-cock-will dooo! !!
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Yesterday news - A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News: - Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.
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Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied: I RAISED 5, 000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
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Secy. saw her boss' pant's zip open,
she tell him, "Sir ur garage door is open."
Boss: Did u c my FERRARI?
Secy: I saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.
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