"At The Podiatrist's" joke

A very drunk man looking for a whorehouse staggers into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves his way over to the receptionist.
Without bothering to look up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Just stick it through the curtain."
Hoping something kinky was about to happen, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtain.
"That's not a foot!" the receptionist screams.
"Holy shit, lady," the drunk replies, "I didn't know you had a minimum."

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