"At the Bull acution." joke

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.What do YOU say to that?!"Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"

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