"Attack of the American Women" joke
One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his
toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped
out.
"Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this Genie nonsense."
"Oh wait," said the Genie, "You have to let me grant you three wishes
or I'll be trapped in that stupid lamp for another ten thousand
years."
"Ok" said Saddam, so he wished that the Genie would give him three
American women.
So the next morning when he woke up, after the Genie had realized who
this man was and after the Genie had granted the wishes, Tanya
Harding, Garcella Bevoux, and Hillary Clinton layed next to him. His
knee was bashed in, his penis was gone, and he had no health
insurance.
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