"Audi" joke
Bill and Tim are out one day test driving cars. They happen to pull up to the same stop light side by side.
Bill yells out his window, "HEY TIM, Corvette?"
Tim yells back "YUP THIS IS A CORVETTE"
Tim yells again "HEY BILL, Audi?"
Bill jumps out of his car pulls up his shirt, points to his belly button and says, "Nope! I got an INNY!"
(Heard on radio station CHNS, Halifax.)
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