"Australian Condoms" joke

An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist.
The lady behind the counter gives a choice of three types. German, French, and Australian.
"What's the difference," he asks?
"Well, the Germans are quite active. They have 7 in the pack. One for Monday, one for Tuesday, and so on." "The French are very passionate people. They have 8. One for Monday, and so on, and 2 on Sundays." "The Australians, well, they have 12."
At this, the Australian swells up with pride, Really 12?
"Yes, 12. One for January, one for February...."

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