"Bad Corporate Slogans" joke

These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.

Microsoft: “How much are you going to pay today? ”

MTV: “Loud and easy to spell. ”

Saks 5th Avenue: “You Could Shop Here if You’re Poor, But That Would be Stupid! ”

Iguana: “The other green meat. ”

Nike: “Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump! ”

Daisy Air Rifles: “Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years. ”

Canon Photocopiers: “Quit calling them Xeroxes! ”

Apple MacIntosh: “Hey, we thought of it first! ”

Radio Shack: “You’ve got questions, we’ve got geek losers! ”

Professional Bowling on NBC: “Oh, why don’t you just go ahead and kill yourself instead? ”