"Bad News" joke
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn''t been feeling well and wants to find out if he''s ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I''m afraid I have some bad news. You''re dying and you don''t have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that''s terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10... 9... 8.. 7..."
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