"Banta Singh Exited" joke
Santa singh and banta singh exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition.
Realizing the mistake, banta asked, "why don't we get a wire to open it?"
"no, that won't work, ” answered santa. "people will think we're trying to break in to steal the car."
Then banta suggested, "what if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"
"no," said santa, "people will think we're too dumb to use a wire."
"well," sighed banta, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"
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