"Bar Name" joke
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink. ”
So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, “What’s the name of your penis? ”
The guy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink. ”
The gay bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. ”
So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis? ” The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, “TIMEX. ”
The guy asks, “Why Timex? ” The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’! ”
A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, “So, what do you call your penis? ” The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because quality is Job 1?, he then adds, “Have you driven a Ford lately? ”
Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. He turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my penis is SECRET. Now give me my beer. ”
The bartender begins to pour the guy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, “Why secret? ”
The guy says, “because it’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman! ”
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