"Bear hunting" joke
one day a man went bear hunting. he saw a bear and had his gun locked on it. he shot, and looked up but nothing was there. he went over to where it was and felt a tap on his shoulder. the man turns to see the bear. the bear then says, "
you know the rules of the forrest?"
the man says no. the bear says, "
well now i have to rape you."
after all this the man was furious. he went to the gun store and bought an elefant gun. the next day he sees the same bear and has it locked on its head. sure not to miss, he shoots. again nothin and another tap on his shoulder. "
you know the rules."
so the next day the man comes with a bazooka, sure he will kill that damn bear. he sees it in the leaves shoots and a big explosion goes off. after all the smoke clears he saw nothing. another tap. this time the bear says "
you arent here for the huntin are you?"
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