"Beautiful day at the Whitehouse" joke
Michelle and Barack Obama were walking around the White House grounds after a beautiful snow. They were just admiring the beauty when written in piss they see OBAMA SUCKS. He called in the FBI, Secret Service and all the other agencies and said find out who did this!!!
A few days later the FBI comes back with the report:
Mr. President, we have some good news and some bad news…
Well what is the good news says Obama…
Well Mr. President…It’s John McCain’s pee….
The bad news…
Its Michelle's handwriting
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.
Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.
The man is more...
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