"Bee on the windshield" joke
You are driving along about 130 mph and a bee SPLAT right on the winshield.
What;s the last thing that goes through its mind?
It's ass.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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