"Beer Flies" joke

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman enter a pub and each one orders a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman, looking totally disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

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