"Benefits of Being a Woman" joke
We got off the Titanic first. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. Our boyfriend`s clothes make us look elfin gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. We can cry and get off speeding fines. Taxis stop for us. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free moving (you get the point). We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we`re gay. We don`t have to fart to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. If we`re dumb, some people will find it cute. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. Gay waiters don`t make us uncomfortable. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
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