"Bengali Trivia" joke

What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe?
Mr. Goosh.
What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.
What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatterjee.
An angry Bengali letter?
Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
A talkative Bengali?
Bulbul Chatterjee
An outlawed Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee
An enlightened Bengali?
Jyoti Basu
A Bengali who works?
A work of fiction
A stupid Bengali girl?
Balika Buddhu
A Bengali marriage?
Bedding
A mad Bengali?
In Sen
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
Kalidas Guha
A Bengali mobster?
Robin Ganguli
A perfumed Bengali?
Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith?
Shonar Bongla
What's bigger than the state of Bengal?
The Bay of Bengal
What's common between Bengalis and sperms?
Only 1 in a million works
When does a Bengali sound like a dog?
When he says wow(Bow)
What does a ghati call a burping Bong?
Mukhopadhaya
What do you call a Bengali who doesn t eat fish?
Ahilsa
What do you call an outlawed Bengali?
Bonduk Bannerjee.
When does the Bengali sound like a dog?
When he bharks (works).
How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
for Orange, B for Bhegetable....
How does a Bong relax in the evening?
He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij.
What does the Bong do first in the morning?
After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit.
What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what does a hurrying Calcuttan do?
The one with a lot of time takes some public transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk.
Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim?
Because they are underground.