"Best-sellers We'd Like to See" joke

"Secrets of the F.B.I.," by Isadore Shut.

"Court Cases," by Nita Lawyer

"Planning a Surprise Party," by Al B. Darn

"The History of Rock and Roll" by Tristan Shout

"Are You a Liar?, " by I.M. Knott

"How to Lose Weight," by X.R. Sizemore

"Burglary Made Easy," by Jimmy DeLox

"Counterfeiting Expose," by E. Z. Money