"Beware of Chinese Proverbs" joke
A man is driving down a country road, when his car breaks down. Noticing a house nearby, he walked up to the front door, knocks, and is greeted by an old Chinese man.
"My car has broken down and I was wondering if I would be able to spend the night?" he asks.
"Okay, but don't touch my daughter," replies the old Chinese man, "or I will unleash three of the worst Chinese proverbs on you."
A while later, the man catches sight of the daughter and can't help but notice how gorgeous she is. Ignoring the old Chinese man's warning, he invites the daughter into his room and they spend the next couple of hours making hot, passionate love.
When the man wakes up in the morning, he feels a heavy weight on his chest. Opening his eyes and looking to see what's causing this feeling, he notices a rock sitting there. On the rock is a card that reads - 1st Chinese proverb: Heavy weight on man's chest. He quickly gets up and throws the rock out the window.
On the tree outside the window he spots a sign. It reads - 2nd Chinese proverb: Rock tied to left testicle. Thinking it would be better to chance breaking a leg than lose his left testicle, he immediately jumps out the window.
As he's falling, he sees a sign attached to the side of the house. This one reads - 3rd Chinese proverb: Right testicle tied to bedpost.
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