"Beware of Mushrooms" joke

While having lunch with her friend, a woman announced that she was getting married for the fourth time.
"That's wonderful," replied her friend, "but if you don't mind my asking, what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died," the woman replied.
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" the friend asked.
"He, too, ate poisonous mushrooms and died," the woman explained.
"Oh goodness, how horrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband," the friend said.
"My third husband died of a broken neck," the woman declared.
"A broken neck?" exclaimed the friend. "How did that happen?"
"He refused to eat the mushrooms!" the woman said with a sigh.

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