Mushrooms Jokes

I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.""That's a shame." said his friend, "How did it happen?""She wouldn't eat the fucking mushrooms!"

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend, "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the fucking mushrooms!"

"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend, "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the fucking mushrooms!"

Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two wives? They died.How did your first wife die? She ate some poisonous mushrooms.What about your second wife? She died from a severe skull fracture.How did she get a skull fracture? She wouldn't eat the mushrooms.

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don''t mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I''m almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn''t eat the mushrooms."