"Big Kiss" joke

A pakistani, a lady and a sardarji were travelling in a train one time. The train was going through a long tunnel and while in the dark suddenly there is a sound of a big kiss, which is followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train comes out of the tunnel, everyone sees that the pakistani guy's cheek is swollen red.

Now, the pakistani looks around confused and thinks,'that sardarji must have tried to kiss the lady and she slapped me instead of him.'

The lady wonders,' that pakistani guy must have been trying to kiss me and must have kissed the sardarji by mistake!'

And our dear old sardarji is thinks,' i hope we run into another tunnel so i can make another kissing sound and slap the damn pakistani!'

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