"Bigfoot" joke

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Why didn't the blonde go on the amusement park ride?
Because he was too tall.

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot? He couldn't face defeet!!

Jerks by Patrick Hanifin (Reproduced without permission from the Humor Archives)
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found
the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?"
I politely more...