"Bilingual Dog" joke

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well, ” says the personnel director, “You’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute. ”
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
“Also, ” says the director, “You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course. ”
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
“There’s one last requirement, ” the director continues; “you must be bilingual. ”
With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, “Meow! ”

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