"Birth Control" joke
There were several women sitting around talking at their weekly club meeting.The topic of birth control came up and they started
comparing methods.
The first woman said that she and her husband relied on the pill. It
had been effective for them since they had started using it after
their 4th child was born.
The second woman said that she used the rhythm method. But she hated
having to watch the calendar.
The third woman said that she used condoms, but wished that her
husband would remember to buy them himself.
The fourth woman said
that she and her husband had found the perfect prevention method.
They used the "saucer and pail" method. All ears were opened at that
comment. She went on to explain... Her husband is shorter than
she, so he stands on a pail whenever they make love, and when his
eyes get as big as saucers, she kicks the pail out from underneath
him.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
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A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...