"Black guy shows his big dick bit by bit" joke
A virgin white girl gets married to a black guy and she's rather nervous about the wedding night as she's heard that black men are better endowed than white men.
She explains this to her husband who tells her he knows how to get round the situation which is to show her his dick, bit by bit.
The wife lies in bed and sees three inches of dick come round the door.
"Are you nervous yet?" says her husband.
"No, I"m OK" she replies.
Another six inches of dick comes around the door and he says "Are you still OK?"
"Yes" she replies.
A further foot comes around the door and she says "I"m still not nervous".
"OK," her husband replies, "I"m coming up the stairs"
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