"Black or White" joke
Two lifelong friends had a running argument. The black friend would argue that God was black, and the white friend would disagree and say that God was white.
One day, they decided to go fishing. On the way back, they were still arguing about whether or not God was black or white.
Before they knew it, they where in an accident, and they found themselves in heaven. When they got there, St. Peter met them at the Pearly gates. Again, the question was brought up, "Is God black or white?"
St. Peter told them to have a seat in the waiting room and God would come out and talk to them about it.
While they were waiting, they continued to argue whether God was black or white. Then they heard some footsteps coming. They turned around as the door swung open and in stepped in God in His
grandest toga.
They looked to Him expectantly, waiting for His answer to their long running argument.
He smiled at them and said, "Hola muchachos!"
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