"Blackboard outside the front" joke
A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front
door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air. There was a
piece of chalk at the foot of the blackboard. The priest took the chalk and wrote in large letters, “I'm a priest and I pray for you all.”A lawyer happened to pass next and when he saw what the priest had written, he
added under it, “I'm a lawyer and I defend you all.”Then, a doctor came by, took the piece of chalk, and wrote on the blackboard, “I'm a doctor and I cure you all.”Finally, an ordinary citizen stopped, looked at what the others had written, thought for a few seconds and then added, “I am an ordinary citizen and I pay for you all.”
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