"Blarny Stone" joke

> Touring Ireland
>
> A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the
group
> was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are
> uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It? s too hot. It? s too cold. The
> accommodations are awful.
>
> The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck
> will be followin? ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,"he
> guide said. "Unfortunately, it? s being cleaned today and so no one will
> be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."
>
> "We can? t be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted.
> "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can? t kiss the
> stupid stone."
>
> "Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has
> kissed the stone, you? ll have the same good fortune."
>
> "And I suppose you? ve kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
>
> "No, ma? am," the frustrated guide said, "but I? ve sat on it."