"Blonde" joke

Q.How Do You Make A Blonde Drown?
A.You Put A Scratch And Sniff Sticker At
The Bottom Of A Pool And Tell Her To Go Sniff It!

During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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