"Blonde Girl's Blonde..." joke

Blonde Girl's Blonde Husband
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from
the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the
bed, sweating
and panting. "What's going on here?' he says. "I'm having a
heart attack,"
cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
just as he's
dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy!,
Uncle Ted's
hiding in your wardrobe closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife,
and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally
naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You IDIOT!!!," says the
husband, "my
wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked
and scaring the
kids."