Wardrobe Jokes

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.' What's up?' he says.

'I'm having a heart attack,' cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,' Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!' The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.' You jerk,' yells the husband,' my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!'

There was once a very crafty and cunning thief who had all his life practiced theft without ever being caught red-handed. Now he was getting old and his son, fearing that his art of stealing might to be lost forever with his death, begged him to disclose the secret of his success."There's no secret to be handed down to you, son," replied the old thief. "Just go ahead and do it yourself, that's all."One evening, the young thief sneaked into the bedroom of a rich man. There he found a large wardrobe which was by chance not locked. Hiding himself in the wardrobe, he intended to wait until the master of the house had gone to sleep and then come out and make off with whatever he could lay hands on. Hardly had the master of the house gone to bed when he remembered that he had forgotten to lock the wardrobe. So he immediately got up to fasten the lock. Trapped in the wardrobe, the young thief did not know how to extricate himself. As the night wore on, he was getting more more...

Blonde Girl's Blonde Husband
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from
the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the
bed, sweating
and panting. "What's going on here?' he says. "I'm having a
heart attack,"
cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but
just as he's
dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy!,
Uncle Ted's
hiding in your wardrobe closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams
the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife,
and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally
naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor. "You IDIOT!!!," says the
husband, "my
wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked
and scaring the
kids."

One day a woman was sat in her house and the dorbell rang, she answerd it and it was jesus, he walked straight to the bedroom and had sex with the woman and once again the boorbell rang the woman thought it might have been her husband so she told jesus to get in the wardrobe and she want downstairs and opened the door and god was stood there, he walked to the bedroom and had sex with the woman and once again the doorbell rang so she told god to get on top of the wardrobe and she want downstairs and opend the door and this time it was her husband they went upstairs and had sex and after that her husband went to put some clothes on and saw jesus and he grabbed jesus by the shirt and threatened to kill im and jesus said " oh, God above " and God shouted " you GRASS!!!"

A man comes home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife
naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes
downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Mick's
hiding in your wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the
bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe
door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering
on the wardrobe floor.
"You bonehead!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart
attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the
kids!"