"Blonde Inventions!" joke

The top 10 inventions by Blondes:
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered flashlight
3) Submarine screen door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag