"Blonde Medical Terminology" joke

Anally - occuring yearly
Artery - study of paintings
Bacteria - back door of cafeteria
Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel - letter like A, E, I, O, U
Caesarian Section - district in Rome
Cat Scan - searching for kitty
Cauterize - make eye contact with her
Colic - sheep dog
Coma - a punctuation mark
Congenital - friendly
D&C - where Washington is
Diarrhea - a journal of daily events
Dilate - to live long
Enema - not a friend
Fester - quicker
Fibula - a small lie
Genital - non-Jewish
G. I. Series - soldires' ball game
Grippe - suitcase
Hangnail - coathook
Impotent - distinguished, well known
Intense Pain - torture in a teepee
Labour Pain - got hurt at work
Medical Staff - doctor's cane
Morbid - higher offer
Nitrate - cheaper than day rate
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - person who had fainted
Pap Smear - fatherhood test
Pelvis - cousin of Elvis
Post-operative - letter carrier
Protein - favouring young people
Rectum - damn near killed' em
Recovery Room - place to do upholstery
Rheumatic - amorous
Scar - rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion - hiding anything
Seizure - Roman emperor
Senology - study of knighthood
Tablet - small table
Terminal Illness - sickness at airport
Tibia - country in North Africa
Tumour - an extra pair
Urine - opposite of you're out
Vericose - located nearby
Vein - conceited