"Blonde Meets God" joke

There was a blond who was dying from cancer. When she is on the hospital bed GOD came into contact with her. The blond asked GOD how much longer she had to live. GOD said that she had 40 years 8 months and 6 days to live. So after her fight with cancer was over, she decided to have a tummy tug, have plastic surgery, and dye her hair. On the last day of surgery she was coming out of the hospital and was killed by a speeding ambulance. When she got to heaven she tells GOD that she thought she had at least 40 years to live. Then GOD said, Sorry I couldn’t recognize you.

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