"Blonde and The Trucker" joke
A blonde is pulled over by a truck driver. He asks her to step out of her car and she does. He thens draws a circle on the road with some chalk and tells her to stand in it, which she does.
He then proceeds to slash her seats and when he turns around, she's laughing. This really pisses him off, so he pulls out her stereo system. He turns around and she's still laughing.
More angered, he sets her car on fire. He turns around again and she's still laughing.
He starts yelling at her, "I just screwed you over by setting your car on fire and you're still laughing. Why?"
Giggling, she replies, "Because every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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