"Blonde and a Mosquito" joke
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it!
Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A KNOT CAN YOU TIE THEM A BOW CAN YOU HANG YOUR BOOBS REALLY LOW CAN YOU PAINT A LITTLE DOT AND SAY IT IS HOT HOOT TEE TOOT TOOT HOOT TEE TOOT TOOT!!!
Both Clinton and the Pope die, but there is a mix up. Clinton went to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell.
The Pope explains the situation to the hell administration, they check their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged. They explain, however, that it will take about more...