"What did one mosquito say to " joke

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

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Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

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One day a man from Alabama comes to Georgia to get an education. He goes to the first professor he sees and says, “What can you teach me?”

Shocked, the professor answers, “Well, I can teach you about the power of reasoning.”

With a questioned look on more...

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ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

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ABUL BASHAR:One mosquito said to another- "I am ashamed (!) for the impudence of Actress. They even don't care about us. Nakedness is the ultra-modern fashion to them."
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