"Blonde and the magic mirror" joke

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF” you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world. ” “POOF” The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the sexiest woman alive. ” “POOF” The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, “I think.. . . ” “POOF”

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