"Blonde quickies 81-100" joke

81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.

82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A:' Cause everybody gets a turn.

83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A:' Cause she's been laid all over the country.

84. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

85. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*

86. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms?
A: So they know when to stop having sex!

87. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm????
A1: She drops her nail-file!!!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She say' Next'
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes
A6: The batteries have run out.

88. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

89. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

90. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.

91. Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.
A: They are easier to keep amused.

92. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

93. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

94. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.

95. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

96. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

97. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747

98. Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

99. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

100. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.